Lets start with this one:
I was working at a local hospital. There was a spanish speaking patient there and since I speak pretty well I was able to comunicate with her fairly well. When it came time for me to change her bed linnin I told her what I was going to do. I told her " I am going to change the bed". Or at least that is what I thought I said. What I wound up saying was: "I am going the change the floor"!
I called home and my son answered the phone. I thought it was my nephew on the other end and said "Lemme talk to your mother"
I had a Dogde Van for awhile. This thing ran forever. Took forever to need gas. I got almost 400 miles to a tank. This one day my nephew asked me what kind of gas milage I got. I replied " That thing is a tank, it gets 400 miles to a gallon"!.
My grandmother (bless her heart) was very hard of hearing. This on day my grandfather put some "Sani Flush" into the toilet bowl. He yelled down to my grandmother " Hay Joe, don't use the toilet cause Sani Flush is in there". Gram replies " What! Sani Clause is in the toilet!" (May she rest in peace).
My best friend and I use to listen to the radio alot as kids. This one day a song came on that she liked. Here is what happened:
Carmen: "What was the name of that song?"
Me: "It's Over
Carmen:"What was the name of it"?
Me: "It's Over"!!!
Carmen: " I know it's over, but what was the name of it"?
Me: "Dahhhh!, Carmen, the name of the song is "It's Over" by Roy Orbison!
I was going to take down the Christmas Lights so I yelled to my mom from another room. "I'm gonna take down the rest of the Christmas Lights!" She yells "What! Your gonna lay down for the rest of you life?"
